Today I got trapped in a Gameboy Advance candy container.
Luckily someone soon came by, heard me banging on the screen with my mighty green hands, and freed me. I once again avoided an untimely death. Whew!
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Monday, November 29, 2010
Bead bath
Wow. I don't know what happened last night but this morning I woke up and found myself in a small tub of beads.
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Camouflage pants
The color of my spiffy yellow pants matches the yellow 45 rpm record inserts! How awesome is that? Super awesome!
Friday, November 26, 2010
Fur rest
After an awesome Thanksgiving feast and all that fantastic bread, all I wanted to do was rest.
Nothing better than some nice, soft, warm fur!
Nothing better than some nice, soft, warm fur!
Crusty crusts
I went to a Boudin Sourdough bakery store and bought two loaves of bread.
Loaf one: Asiago cheese bread. Wow! Nothing quite like crusty cheese against my crusty rear! Oops, did I say "crusty rear"? One too many "crusty"s in that sentence! Scratch the second "crusty"!
Loaf two: Sourdough long loaf. No crusty cheese here. Just crusty crust.
To prep myself for the carb overload I would soon get, I first did some push-ups. One, two, three, four...
Mmm, bread! Do you think I should have gotten three loaves instead?
Thursday, November 25, 2010
A holiday message from Little Man
I wish all of you an awesome Thanksgiving day! I can't wait to stuff myself with turkey, dressing, and potatoes! And maybe some awesome desserts as well!
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
A slimey encounter
I warded off this fearsome slime with my super Little Man powers!
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Garlic toast
Today I made garlic toast.
First I buttered the bread.
Then I peeled a bunch of garlic cloves.
Later I accidentally fell into the container of parsley flakes. Oof!
While the bread got nice and toasty in the oven, I cleaned up. From the counter I tossed garlic skins onto the floor. Just kidding! They actually went into the compost pile.
Afterwards, I took a breather and rested on a piece of toast. Then I dug in! I have awesome garlic breath now.
First I buttered the bread.
Then I peeled a bunch of garlic cloves.
Later I accidentally fell into the container of parsley flakes. Oof!
While the bread got nice and toasty in the oven, I cleaned up. From the counter I tossed garlic skins onto the floor. Just kidding! They actually went into the compost pile.
Afterwards, I took a breather and rested on a piece of toast. Then I dug in! I have awesome garlic breath now.
Monday, November 22, 2010
The problem with fishing
When you're a little man in a big world, the problem with fishing is that sometimes the fish ends up catching you instead of you catching the fish.
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Orange swim
I went swimming today.
A bowl of orange Jell-O makes a fabulous pool!
See that bubble between my legs? I'm afraid I had a bit of gas at the time. Oh, well. I wasn't the one who ended up eating the Jell-O after it solidified.
A bowl of orange Jell-O makes a fabulous pool!
See that bubble between my legs? I'm afraid I had a bit of gas at the time. Oh, well. I wasn't the one who ended up eating the Jell-O after it solidified.
Friday, November 19, 2010
One sweet ride
I found a super cool white Mazda RX-8 just my size and decided to take it for a spin.
My awesome black plastic hair matched the awesome black plastic interior.
Always close the doors before you start driving!
Or run you over. (Ouch!) Safety first!
My awesome black plastic hair matched the awesome black plastic interior.
Always close the doors before you start driving!
Also, always lock the doors and be aware of your surroundings so a carjacker doesn't try to stuff you in the trunk.
Or run you over. (Ouch!) Safety first!
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Avocado-licious!
Avocados are delicious! Especially California avocados. I, unfortunately, am sitting on a Mexico avocado. It was either that or a Chile avocado.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Sushi
Today I ate at Sushi Cafe.
I first enjoyed some miso soup.
I first enjoyed some miso soup.
Then I enjoyed my bento box which included salad, California roll, rice, and teriyaki beef. Although I don't like the taste of wasabi, I like the color. Green is another awesome color!
Monday, November 15, 2010
Tic tac, no toe
I came across a "Big Pack" of orange Tic Tacs today. They're darn right it's a "Big Pack"!
Reaching in to grab a Tic Tac.
Ah! Sweet triumph is mine!
Reaching in to grab a Tic Tac.
Ah! Sweet triumph is mine!
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Mashed potato mountain climbing
I had roast beef and mashed potatoes for dinner. It's one of my favorite meals!
Sitting on the tender, succulent roast beef.
Mashed potato mountain climbing. I reached the peak!
I got a little lightheaded from the high altitude. Hence, me later tripping and falling head first into a puddle of roast beef drippings.
Sitting on the tender, succulent roast beef.
I got a little lightheaded from the high altitude. Hence, me later tripping and falling head first into a puddle of roast beef drippings.
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Let's dance!
It's Saturday night! A perfect time to go out dancing! I dance on tabletops.
Why? Because I'm a little man and I once almost got smashed while on the dance floor with the big people.
Why? Because I'm a little man and I once almost got smashed while on the dance floor with the big people.
Friday, November 12, 2010
Field trip
Today I went on a field trip to the California State Capitol.
The capitol building is pretty awesome.
I sat on a dirty, white bench in the park. But not for long!
I went and relaxed for a while in the sun, then headed home.
The capitol building is pretty awesome.
The park surrounding the capitol is full of tall, tall trees. (Alan Jackson's pretty tall himself. He's 6 feet 4 inches!)
I went and relaxed for a while in the sun, then headed home.
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Acorn cap
It's fall! It's acorn time!
I decided to try on the cap for size. Hmm, nope, didn't quite fit me.
A public announcement from Little Man
Boys and girls, ladies and gents, graffiti is a bad thing! Never graffiti!
Reading, on the other hand, is a good thing! Always read!
Reading, on the other hand, is a good thing! Always read!
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Rough-and-tumble fun
Some of my friends came out to play.
Things started getting a little rough.
I decided to lighten things up by putting on some music and starting a conga line.
More friends came out and joined our line.
The proper thing to do is take a place at the end of the line but they're the rough-and-tumble sort so they just shoved their way into the line wherever they pleased. Even so, it was fun!
Things started getting a little rough.
I decided to lighten things up by putting on some music and starting a conga line.
More friends came out and joined our line.
The proper thing to do is take a place at the end of the line but they're the rough-and-tumble sort so they just shoved their way into the line wherever they pleased. Even so, it was fun!
A little accident with the spaghetti noodles
I was helping cook some Ronzoni Garden Delight spaghetti noodles.
I carried noodles to the pot of boiling water.
After cooking the noodles, wow! It was steamy! I think all that steam got to my head because I somehow got tangled up.
And then someone happened to grab the very noodle I got tangled up in. But no worries! I survived!
I carried noodles to the pot of boiling water.
After cooking the noodles, wow! It was steamy! I think all that steam got to my head because I somehow got tangled up.
And then someone happened to grab the very noodle I got tangled up in. But no worries! I survived!
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