Patience is a virtue

My big friends and I ordered some Sausage McMuffins to go.



My friends couldn't wait to eat, though, and started chowing down before even exiting the McD's.



I waited to eat mine.  I have much more patience.





The English Muffin felt a bit rough against my spiffy yellow pants.



Mmm. Sausage!

Big bird, little man

Did you know Big Bird drives a popcorn truck?



And that he runs over little men with it?  Not awesome.

O's in my bowl

Cheerios are awesome.



Here. Have one.

A sticky fall

I came across an open jar of peanut butter.



I jumped in.



And grabbed a handful.



After I made my way back up to the rim of the jar, I accidentally fell back in.



Nothing quite like being covered in peanut butter. Want a lick?

Gardening with Little Man Part VI

Tending to my patch of strawberry plants. 



Survival of the fittest!  Two rose seedlings left, and one has finally sprouted an awesome new leaf.

Friday night beer and bike

Friday night I hung out with Manny and had a beer.



Manny had... a lot of beer.



So much, in fact, that he passed out. I enjoy a good beer but in moderation.



Being the awesome friend that I am, I tossed Manny onto my new bike and wheeled him to his home.  Manny just wouldn't let go of that empty beer mug.

Oh, the places you'll go

Well, maybe not you. After all, I highly doubt you can fit in a package of gum like a little man can.

Summer squash

Look what the little man dragged in:



A zucchini!



I sat on it.



I cut it.  I ate it.  It was awesome.  You should eat a zucchini today.  It's awesomely good for you.

Infinitesimal cheese

I love piroshkis! They're awesome.



These microwavable frozen piroshkis make for a quick, tasty snack.



Whoa. Awesome ridges!



This piroshki was tasty but the cheese was infinitesimal.

Wonka balls

Wonka Exceptionals Fruit Marvels!



My big friend felt that they were so exceptional that they were headed for the trash can.



I had a little fun with them first.



Little Man, the builder!



Little Man, the climber!



Little Man, the fallen!



What to do with them now?



Kickball, anyone?

Getting some D & B

I had an awesome time at Dave and Buster's.





I played my little man heart out!

Claiming the pie as mine

I enjoyed a delicious dinner at Claim Jumper.





The chicken pot pie was fab! It was more delicious than their frozen ones.



I also had a slice of their chocolate Motherlode cake. It was spiffy-licious!

A walk in the garden

It was an awesome day to go for a walk.



Walking through my friends' garden was fun. But climbing the plants was even more fun!











You should stop and smell the roses sometimes. I don't recommend that you sit on them like me, though, since you'd crush them with your large, heavy rear, and no one else will be able to enjoy them then. That would not be awesome. So be awesome, and don't sit on the roses!

Sinking into the jelly

Ever hear of brown jelly? How about Jelley Brown?



This is a cup of Jelley Brown gelatin.



It looks downright spiffy! Awesome stripes!



It was jiggly under my plastic rear.



Into the jelly I sunk.  Deeper and deeper I went.



No, wait, it was one of my enemies pushing me in. That was extremely rude and definitely not awesome.



But good always triumphs evil.