So, I lugged out the garden shears.
Aha! Found a zucchini ready to be picked. That was easy. If I had an Easy Button, I'd have definitely pushed it then.
Then I'd need a Hard Button, since using garden shears as a little man is not a simple task.
After freeing the zucchini from the plant, I moved it inside.
I gave my zucchini and myself an awesome bath, and then got out the tools of the trade: a sharp knife and a cutting board.
Ahhh! Nothing quite like a slice of zucchini fresh from the garden on summer's eve! It was super duper deliciously awesome!