I often wonder what my future holds, but I don't have the money to go to a psychic.
So I went with a fortune cookie instead.
I broke the cookie in half and pulled out my fortune.
What? Am I not already successful?
Forget about wacky inventions. I decided to eat! You know, a psychic wouldn't have also fed me.
And here's your lucky lotto numbers! If you win, you can thank me later.
At least someone likes fortune cookies!
ReplyDelete