I was looking for a place to sleep when I came across a platter of baklava.
Maybe the round one would work as a sleeping bag? Nope. My head alone barely fit.
I found a loose flake and covered up. It was too thin. I felt chilled.
The pecan was too stiff and oddly shaped to serve as a blanket. I took a few nibbles of it instead and then continued on my search.
I found a nice thick bundle of flakes. It was just right. Well, almost. It was a bit short.
Next time I think I'll find a different place to sleep.
I guess you failed to brush your teeth after eating that pecan. Actually, do you even have teeth? I'm guessing highly unlikely.
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