Sunday breakfast

I enjoyed a big Sunday breakfast: sunny side up egg, toast with butter, and curly fries.



Sitting on the butter.  Made my rear a bit slick.



A little hula hooping with a curly fry to work out my hips.  (Shakira says hips don't lie.)



Slipping on the slippery egg.



I got yolk all over my plastic self.  But yolk is delicious so no big deal! 



Then a big person came by and put me upside-down into a potato curl.  That was not nice!

Don't rock the tomato boat

If you ever get the chance, you should sit in a tomato.

Not your usual BBQ

I went to Kim Son Mongolian B.B.Q.  You grab a bowl which you fill with meat, vegetables, noodles, and sauce, and then hand it over to the chef behind the counter who cooks your food atop a giant griddle. 



Oodles of steaming noodles!  Look at the awesome green vegetables! 



My lunch came with a bowl of soup and an egg roll.  The soup seemed unnaturally bright yellow but the color was awesome nonetheless.  What can I say?  Yellow is one of my favorite colors! 



I also got fried rice.



I was so hungry that I had a second round.

Mochi madness Part II

I cut the mochi in half.



Both had a sweet red bean filling.



After I cut the black sesame seed-coated mochi in half, a big person stacked the halves. 



I don't know why.  Probably just trying to make things difficult for a little man.



I grabbed a handful of the green mochi and a handful of the red bean filling.



It was awesome!

Vitamin C

With all the awesome citrus fruits in season, what better way to get your daily dose of vitamin C?



Sitting on the orange slices before diving in.



Mmrmmm!

No ants in my pants

I've got spiffy plastic pants so ants will never be in my pants.  Perhaps on my pants but not in, so I've got an advantage over you pants-wearing big people. 



But the likelihood of ants even being on my pants is rare since I courageously wield the mighty Kleenex in my green hands to smash the living daylights out of the pesky things.



Getting up close and personal.  Yep, they're dead.

Mochi madness Part I

Mochi, which are Japanese rice cakes, are quite awesome!  I bought two to enjoy.



The green one was quite squishy to the touch.



Squish squish.



The other was covered in black sesame seeds. 



Yep, it definitely smelled seedy.

A sea of crumbs

My friends made a jam tart.



It was like sitting in a sea of crumbs.  The crumbs were quite tasty, though. 



And see the jam shining through?  Just like the recipe said to do.  My friends are literate and know how to follow directions.  Awesome!

Nice and toasty

When I woke up, it was quite cold so I decided to warm up.



I hopped into my little man-sized toaster oven.



Ahh.  It felt awesome.



After I was warm and toasty enough, I made myself a piece of toast for breakfast.  Mmm!

Noshing on nachos

This is me in a giant bag of tortilla chips.



I was making nachos.  I had to go into the bag to get the chips.



The nachos were deliciously awesome!  I ate the whole plateful!

Jarred up

Do you love pasta?  I do!  A jar of sauce, a box of pasta, and I'm ready to make dinner!  Perhaps you can join me for an awesome pasta dinner one day.

SPM seeking SPL Part II

I decided to meet up with another lady I met online.  Wow, she was tall!  And she had unusually long legs.



As I was standing there talking with her, she suddenly ripped off all her clothes. 



Whoa!  I was out of there!  I may be lonely but I'm not desperate!

Goodness gracious, great ball of rubber bands!

I came across an awesome rubber band ball.



I rolled it around the table for fun. 



It stopped being fun once I let go and it rolled backwards onto me.

Whence does it come?

My salt and pepper comes from big yellow heads!  How about yours?

Salty little grins

Do you like when your snacks smile at you? 



Goldfish Crackers are "the snack that smiles back."  That's a little creepy.



So carpe diem!



And snack off those salty little grins!

Packaged food always looks better in the picture

I opened a bag of dark chocolate Chex Mix.



I went into the bag and rummaged through the mix.





If you can't tell, that's a chocolate-covered pretzel in my lap. 



The picture on the bag looks so much more awesome than the actual product, doesn't it?

Spotty

These bananas are an awesome yellow color but they sure are spotty.  Spotty like Spotty Man from Super Ted! 

Spicy turkey chocolate bread

My friends bought some chocolate-swirled bread.  They complained that it didn't taste much like chocolate and needed something like meat or cheese.  So they ransacked the fridge.



And came up with this seemingly disgusting concoction below which I tried:



Chocolate-swirled bread with turkey and spicy chili sauce.  It wasn't awesome but it wasn't too bad either.

SPM seeking SPL Part I

I get lonely sometimes so I posted an ad online.  It read, "SPM with awesome black hair seeking SPL for companionship and adventure."  For those who don't know, SPM stands for single plastic man and SPL stands for single plastic lady.  The first lady I met in person arrived in a wedding gown.  That was the first red flag. 



The second red flag:  As we were talking, her head suddenly came tumbling down and knocked me off my feet.



The third red flag:  Her head moved on its own and chased after me.  Scary!  I ran away fast.



That night I added to my ad, "Prefer someone without a loose head."