A frightful February day

I sure hope the rest of February isn't like today.  I was captured by a big person!



My captor first threatened to saw off my spiffy yellow pants.  I figured if worst came to worst, well, I can live without my legs.



But not without my head!  Not my dandy head with its awesome black hair!  Luckily, I was able to sweet-talk my captor out of decapitating me.  Yet another catastrohpe eluded!