1) Have a stash of wooden stakes at the ready.
2) Have some sacred wafers on hand.
3) Move to Gilroy, California.
4) Eat lots of garlic.
Eating a loaf of garlic bread might work. Garlic is awesome!
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Delicious dinner Part I: Vanquishing vampires
While I prepare dinner, let me share some tips on how to vanquish vampires.
1) Have a stash of wooden stakes at the ready.
2) Have some sacred wafers on hand.
3) Move to Gilroy, California.
4) Eat lots of garlic.
Eating a loaf of garlic bread might work. Garlic is awesome!
1) Have a stash of wooden stakes at the ready.
2) Have some sacred wafers on hand.
3) Move to Gilroy, California.
4) Eat lots of garlic.
Eating a loaf of garlic bread might work. Garlic is awesome!
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I'd like to put a sacred wafer in your coffin and stuff your head with garlic. That would be awesome!
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