Cell 246

I visited prison cell number 246.





Inside the cell, I sat at the desk for a moment, remembering my days imprisoned in a yellow plastic margarine container.



Those were sad days. 



But now I have awesome days!  I get to go on adventures!  Like visiting cell 246!



I looked around at the contents.



There sure were a lot more amenities there than there were in that margarine container!



And ooh, will you look at this.  A toilet!  And it's almost my size!



I decided to try it out for size by sitting on it.



Hey, there, close that door!  There is no privacy in a prison cell.  Even that margarine container had more privacy!

Burger Sue

Come on everyone, let's sing together!  To the tune of Buddy Holly's "Peggy Sue", here we go!

Burger Sue, burger Sue
Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy burger Sue
Oh burger, my burger Sue-ooh-ooh...



Here I am at Suzie Burger waiting for my Suzie burgers.



They soon arrived along with my order of onion rings...



...and my Ghirardelli chocolate milkshake!  It was so enticing that I just had to reach into the cup and touch my milkshake!



I gobbled everything up.  Boy, it sure was yummy!



And looky here -- one last onion ring crumb to eat!  Wahoo!

New year, new hair

Howdy, awesome blog readers!  I hope you had a super awesome Christmas and New Year!  I sure did!



In fact, I was hanging out with the Beatles and their yellow submarine.



But then Batman appeared, scattering the Beatles, and somehow I ended up on the seat of my spiffy yellow pants and with John's stick in my green hand.



Whoa!  Batman and Mario suddenly ganged up on us.  Paul tossed me his flute.  I dropped John's stick and caught the flute.



Chaos broke out as Batman and Mario called in more of their cronies, including Catwoman.



Soon we were being attacked from all sides!



I had to protect my Beatle buddies!  I grabbed Ringo's instrument and knocked Batman off his feet! 



Here I am rocking someone's hair.  I think it belonged to George.  Nothing like new hair to ring in a new year.  Happy New Year, everyone!