I visited prison cell number 246.
Inside the cell, I sat at the desk for a moment, remembering my days imprisoned in a yellow plastic margarine container.
Those were sad days.
But now I have awesome days! I get to go on adventures! Like visiting cell 246!
I looked around at the contents.
There sure were a lot more amenities there than there were in that margarine container!
And ooh, will you look at this. A toilet! And it's almost my size!
I decided to try it out for size by sitting on it.
Hey, there, close that door! There is no privacy in a prison cell. Even that margarine container had more privacy!
Your pants are dirrty from sitting on the toilet bowl! Go wash them!
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