Monday, January 19, 2015

Cell 246

I visited prison cell number 246.





Inside the cell, I sat at the desk for a moment, remembering my days imprisoned in a yellow plastic margarine container.



Those were sad days. 



But now I have awesome days!  I get to go on adventures!  Like visiting cell 246!



I looked around at the contents.



There sure were a lot more amenities there than there were in that margarine container!



And ooh, will you look at this.  A toilet!  And it's almost my size!



I decided to try it out for size by sitting on it.



Hey, there, close that door!  There is no privacy in a prison cell.  Even that margarine container had more privacy!

1 comment:

  1. Your pants are dirrty from sitting on the toilet bowl! Go wash them!

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