Cell 246

I visited prison cell number 246.





Inside the cell, I sat at the desk for a moment, remembering my days imprisoned in a yellow plastic margarine container.



Those were sad days. 



But now I have awesome days!  I get to go on adventures!  Like visiting cell 246!



I looked around at the contents.



There sure were a lot more amenities there than there were in that margarine container!



And ooh, will you look at this.  A toilet!  And it's almost my size!



I decided to try it out for size by sitting on it.



Hey, there, close that door!  There is no privacy in a prison cell.  Even that margarine container had more privacy!

Burger Sue

Come on everyone, let's sing together!  To the tune of Buddy Holly's "Peggy Sue", here we go!

Burger Sue, burger Sue
Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy burger Sue
Oh burger, my burger Sue-ooh-ooh...



Here I am at Suzie Burger waiting for my Suzie burgers.



They soon arrived along with my order of onion rings...



...and my Ghirardelli chocolate milkshake!  It was so enticing that I just had to reach into the cup and touch my milkshake!



I gobbled everything up.  Boy, it sure was yummy!



And looky here -- one last onion ring crumb to eat!  Wahoo!

New year, new hair

Howdy, awesome blog readers!  I hope you had a super awesome Christmas and New Year!  I sure did!



In fact, I was hanging out with the Beatles and their yellow submarine.



But then Batman appeared, scattering the Beatles, and somehow I ended up on the seat of my spiffy yellow pants and with John's stick in my green hand.



Whoa!  Batman and Mario suddenly ganged up on us.  Paul tossed me his flute.  I dropped John's stick and caught the flute.



Chaos broke out as Batman and Mario called in more of their cronies, including Catwoman.



Soon we were being attacked from all sides!



I had to protect my Beatle buddies!  I grabbed Ringo's instrument and knocked Batman off his feet! 



Here I am rocking someone's hair.  I think it belonged to George.  Nothing like new hair to ring in a new year.  Happy New Year, everyone!

Bye bye, Seattle

On my last day in Seattle, I had a delightful assortment of pastries from Bakery Nouveau.



Such beautiful golden brownness!



I started off with the fish eye.  Mmm, tasty.



Then I visited Bruce Lee's grave.  He's buried at Lake View Cemetery and his grave seems to be the most popular one there!



That afternoon I had some gelato at D'Ambrosio Gelato.



Then it was time to pack up.  Since I wear the same plastic clothes every day, packing up is always quick and easy!  I had an awesome trip! 

Zoo-tastic!

I visited Woodland Park Zoo.



It's a zoo located in Seattle's -- where else? -- Woodland Park!



The zoo was founded in 1899.



This sign said to "explore inside" the model weaver nest so inside I sat.



And this sign asked, "How BIG is a hippo foot?"  The answer?  A whole lot bigger than Little Man!



I saw lots of fake animals at the zoo.  Well, this is a piece of a fake Visayan warty pig.



A fake primate even held me in its hand.





And then...



Real animals!  Such as this white-faced whistling duck... 



...and these giraffes!  I had an awesome time at the zoo!  The fake animals and the real animals were all awesome!

Serious about pie

After spending time in the cold, cold snow, it was time to eat some warm, warm food! 



We went to Serious Pie & Biscuit.



Before we got serious about our pie, though, we started off with a delectable kale salad!  It was as green as my spiffy green shirt!



Then our pizzas arrived.  Boy, they looked awesome!



We had a Yukon Gold potato pizza.  Potatoes on a pizza was interesting.



This pizza had soft eggs, prosciutto, and arugula.  It was awesome!



The third pizza had fennel sausage and roasted peppers.  Mmm, delicious.  This was clearly a more "traditional" pizza.



Outside the restaurant was a large pig statue and chalk for writing and drawing on it.  My big friends love me so much that one of them grabbed a piece of chalk to show the love for me, their awesome plastic friend!

Let it snow Part II

I had a blast at Mt. Rainier National Park.



Luckily, I did not see any yellow snow.  Remember, boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen: Never eat yellow snow! 



Can you find me in the tree?



Here's a close up!  Now this would be a perfect holiday card picture if only I sent out holiday cards!



There were even icicles hanging from the tree branches.



Shoobeedoobeedoo.  Here I am in a snow "cave".



And before my big friends and I left the park, my big friends built a small snow Dale Chihuly.  You know, the glass artist.



Awesome hair, Snow-huly!