Strolling surprises

I was taking a nice fall stroll today when...

...whoa!

I tripped over a cob of glass corn.  What was that doing there?  That was weird.

 

But then, as I was getting up, I spotted something even weirder.

Is that a dead body?!?

I got a stick and poked it.  Yep, it was dead alright.  Stiff as a board.  Funny thing is that it looked like this dude named Manny that I met back in January 2011.  I had commented in my blog back then that he was kind of stiff when I had talked to him, and here he was -- still stiff, but in a different way.

Anyways, I couldn't just leave the body out in the open to rot, so I got a shovel and buried it.  I did a fine job, don't you think?  Shoobeedoobeedoo...

Tsum-thing mysterious

A-ha!  What is this that I come across? 

It's a Disney "Tsum Tsum" Mystery Stack Pack.  Mystery, eh?  Well, let's open it!

Got my trusty red-handled scissors.  They're a bit large to maneuver but they work so they're as awesome as can be!

Inside the package is -- hey, will you look at that -- a television!  And a puppy!

I freed both from the packaging.

The puppy was so grateful to be freed that he jumped on me and knocked me down.  Oof!

"Good boy," I told him, "Now let's go watch TV."  He replied, "Arf arf!"  I think he said he loves TV.

Or maybe he said he loves sitting on the TV.  Kind of hard to understand a language I don't speak.  But everything was awesome!