Awesome aralia

I climbed up this awesome plant. 



I admired the view from atop.  Hmm, was that dust on the leaves? 



Then I had the misfortune to lose my footing and fall. 



My cool black plastic shoes don't have the best traction in the world.

Spring clean

Kiss me.  I smell Irish.

Jack and Summer

It was just a little snack to tide me over till dinner.





Standing on Jack. 



Sitting on Summer.



Moving the jalapeno jack cheese and summer sausage to a plate for cutting.



Cutting the cheese.



I may be a little man, but I have a big appetite!  What can I say?  I'm a man.  I've got an awesome metabolism.

Take a stand

Stand on a snickerdoodle like me!

A square of wheat

Wheat Thins are awesome.



They're great for snacking.



I wish they were just a tad smaller, though.

Orange globes

I went out to the orange orchard today. 





I had fun climbing around.





Orange you glad I shared these pictures?

Dim sum seats

My friends bought some pork and shrimp dumplings from Dim Sum House.



I decided to sit on the dumplings.



Afterwards, my friends ate them.

A toothy grin

Lying on a smudgy cell phone screen. 



Have an awesome week!  I will!

Mouthwatering muffins

I came across a pan of still-warm apple cinnamon muffins.



I sat there, enveloped by the awesome aroma. 



They smelled so awesome that I just had to try one. 



Surely no one would miss just one muffin.

Rubber hazard

Has a rubber chicken ever tried to eat your hand and arm?  Ouch!

Awesome burritos

I love making burritos.  They're quick, easy, and fun to make.



Actually, I think I love eating them more than making them.



Sitting on them is fun, too, as long as they're not piping hot.  Don't want to risk melting my spiffy yellow pants now; I don't have a spare pair.

A rose by any other name

I smell as sweet as a rose!
 


Well, as much as a plastic man can.  Smell me!

Putting on my surgeon's hat

I volunteered to perform the open heart surgery that this thing needed since everyone else refused.  I guess I really can't blame them.  The thing was fantastically hideous. 



It already looked half-dead so I didn't worry about whether it would feel pain before I performed the surgery.   



I didn't anesthetize it first.  I didn't have scrubs.  I didn't even wash my hands. 



And I'm pretty sure the sword I used in place of a scalpel wasn't sterilized.  Oh, well.  I didn't stay to see if it survived the surgery.

Me and the big man have a dream

Today is Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, a holiday honoring the awesome albeit dead civil rights activist.  He was assassinated at the age of 39 in 1968. 

Who's your cutie?

Let it be me!

Wish upon a bone

I faced some big competition when it came to breaking the wishbone.

 

I planted my swell black shoes firmly on the table, grabbed onto the wishbone, and pulled with all my might.



When the wishbone broke, I ended up flying into the air and landing on my back. 



Can you believe, after all that, I ended up with the smaller piece?

Marvelous mansion

I love learning about California history so I decided to visit the Stanford Mansion.  Stanford as in Leland Stanford, one of the Big Four.  Ever hear of the Big Four?  How about Stanford University? 



The tour was super awesome!  I learned a lot!  Too bad the tour guide said no photography inside.

Slippery salads

I made two kinds of salad for sandwiches.



This is me in the seafood salad.



Wow!  It sure was slippery!  I slipped and landed on my back.



This is me hand-mixing the turkey salad.



Care for a handful?

Scrambled

One of my favorite breakfast foods is nice, fluffy scrambled eggs!



As a little man, I find it a bit difficult to crack eggs.  But I manage.



After scrambling my four eggs with some milk and awesome seasonings, I fried them up and had a super fantastic breakfast!

Happy happy hippo

I was hungry for a hippo today so I ate one. 







Happy Hippo soon became Unhappy Hippo, then Nonexistent Hippo.  I became Happy Little Man.

Hello rear ends

I came across a trio of Hello Kitties that had their rears sticking up.

So I joined them. 

Layers of tears

I cut up an onion to go with the steak I was frying up.  The onion made me cry.  See the tears welling up in my left eye?  And the tears from my right eye running down my green shirt? 



Good thing I have plastic clothes; otherwise my clothes would have gotten soaked because I cried like a baby. 

Ghetto to the core

I was walking around outside when I ran into a fellow around my size. 



Although he appeared to have the potential to be of questionable character, I decided to take a risk and strike up a conversation.  I'm always up for making new friends!

Me:  Hi.
Him:  Yo.
Me:  How are you?
Him:  Aiite. 
Me:  I'm Little Man.  What's your name?
Him:  Manny.
Me:  Nice to meet you, Manny.  Are you Handy?  Just kidding.  So, are you from around here?
Him:  I live in the 'hood.
Me:  I live in the neighborhood, too.  Perhaps we can hang out together sometimes.  I don't have many friends my size around here.
Him:  (grunts)
Me:  Well, see you around, Manny!

Manny was a little stiff.  I wonder if I'll ever run into him again.

A public announcement from Little Man #2

Do you like gambling?  If you do, don't like it too much!



Gambling can become an addiction, and that's bad!  Bad!

A hand in the hair

A strange black plastic guy picked me up with his giant hand.



He told me he'd seen my blog and wanted to admire my awesome black hair.



I thought he was going to simply touch my awesome black hair.



But instead he tried to squash me between his massive hands.



When that didn't work, he then began stomping on me like Snoopy and Mickey had done.  What is up with everyone wanting to hurt me?  It makes me sad.  A little man with a permanent smile on his face should not be sad.